Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Management by Crisis / Accident -The Italian Fire Department



One dark night in a small town of Roselle Park, New Jersey a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

When the first fire fighters appeared on the scene, the sausage company president rushed to the fire chief and said, 'All of our secret sausage recipes are in the vault in the center of the plant. They have to be saved,so I will donate $50,000 to the fire company that brings them out and delivers them to me.

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in because the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president announced that the offer to extricate the secret recipes was now $100,000!

Suddenly from up the road, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the fire engine of the nearby Peterstown section of Eizabeth, NJ. This fire department was composed mainly of Italian firefighters over the age of 65.

To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Italian firefighters, passed fire engines parked outside the plant, and drove straight into the middle of the inferno! Outside, the other firemen watched in amazement as the Italian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire as if they were fighting to save their own lives. Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret recipes.

The grateful sausage company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman accomplishment he was raising the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave elderly Italian
firefighters.

A TV news crew rushed in after capturing the eventon film. The 'on camera' reporter asked the Italian fire chief, 'What are you going to do with all that money?'

'Wella, ' said Chief Pasquale De Luccinelli, the 70-year-old fire chief, 'de fursta tinga we gonna do isza fixa de brakes on dat fockinna truck!!'

Friday, June 22, 2012

Wonderfully described definitions.........


Author Unknown

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER  says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

FATHER:
A banker provided by  nature

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Google’s HQ, Googleplex


Unbelievable.......

Look at the human excellence……. I think every one  would like to join Google Corporation as an employee.

Google’s HQ, otherwise known as Googleplex, is situated in Mountain view, California in Silicon Valley.

Throughout the corridors between the six buildings, there are all sorts of Google memorabilia on display. They even employ guides who specialize in explaining Google’s history to people. There are lava lamps everywhere, as well as free coke and candy all over the place. They’ve also got huge multicolored exercise balls everywhere.

What an ambience!!!!!!!

Moving
around: A slide allows quick access from different floors.... There are also poles available ... they are similar to the ones used in fire stations.

INOVATION:
Large boards are available just about everywhere because 'ideas don't always come when seated in the office' says one of Googles managers.

The casual atmosphere in Google HQ can be demonstrated by the fact that staff can bring their pets to work, and the pets are allowed to wander around the office.

Heaps of people have pets at Google HQ.

Work Station: Each employee has at least two large screens. There are 4-6 'Zooglers' per office.

Managers Cabins……..

Corridors…..

We already knew that working for Google had certain advantages, but, believe me, this giant of the search motor takes the welfare of its employees seriously.. As shown by this decompression (stress) capsule that is impermeable to sound and light...

You can use your own mode of transport in the office!!!!

Swimming is the best way to relax in office

So is the Gym!!!

There’s a rule within Google: that there must be food within 100 feet of every employee.

This looks more like a toyshop than a workspace!

Rumor
has it, a dude who had just joined Google had not been able to find a flat, so he lived at Google HQ for a month. He lived a lot better than Tom Hanks in The Terminal. Meals are provided, couches everywhere, there are showers in the bathrooms, a gym and a swimming pool. Better than the facilities at home! The dude didn’t leave Google HQ for a month straight. By the way he stayed in an igloo….

It’s all fun and games!

Technical
Support: Problem with your computer? No problem ... Bring it to this area where drinks are available while it is being fixed ...

Health: Professional masseurs (eusses) available.

Don’t say Google treats their employees like kids... real kids play Lego on the floor, not on tables!

Whiteboards at Google HQ are filled with all sorts of great (or not) ideas in all sorts of different languages.

REST ... This room provides massage chairs that you control ... while you view relaxing aquariums .... !!!

Entertainment room…………

Ambiance .... There are many books in this library ... even some about programming !!

There’s free food all over the place, it almost look like a supermarket.

Hmmmmmmmm chocolate!

There’s also a free laundry room for use for the staff.

The beauty of it all…..It’s Eco Friendly!!!!!!! All this runs on Solar Energy

Friday, December 2, 2011

The perfect woman


Nasrudin was talking to a friend, who asked him: 'Have you never considered getting married, Mullah?''I have,' replied Nasrudin. 'In my youth, I resolved to find the perfect woman. I crossed the desert and reached Damascus, and I met a lovely, very spiritual woman, but she knew nothing of the world. I continued my journey and went to Isfahan; there I met a woman who knew both. the spiritual and the material world, but she was not pretty. Then I decided to go to Cairo, where I dined in the house of a beautiful woman,who was both religious and a connoisseur of material reality.' 'Why didn't you marry her, then?' 'Alas, my friend, she was looking for the perfect man.'

Monday, September 12, 2011

Har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai !!!


Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai, Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai!

Koi friday evening  review par bulaye, Koi Saturday ko office bulaye
Ek tere idea ko apna bataye, Aur Ek tera target har month badhaye,
Koi nature se cool, koi toofani  hota hai,Par har ek boss zaruri  hota hai!

Ek ghadi ghadi review karee, par kabhi kabhi advice de ;

Ek kabhi kabhi review kare, aur ghadi ghadi advice de;

Koi Gyan ka ghoomta phirta satellite, Koi din raat rakhe team ko  tight;
Koi welcomed hai, koi forced hota hai ,Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai

Koi bossy boss,koi friendly  boss, Koi Data crazy excel boss,
Koi Moody boss, koi  gloomy boss, Early morning office aane wala Boss,
Koi late night jaane wala Boss, Koi promote na kare aur appraisal me tarsaye, 
Koi good suggestion ko bhi  thukhraye, Koi best friend aur, koi aloof hota hai,
Par har ek boss Zaruri hota hai !!!

Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai, Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai!