Thursday, September 22, 2011

Hairs stand up straight

While hair cutting, official Barber asked Kapil Sibal, ’What’s this Swiss Bank issue

Kapil Sibal shouted, “YOU, you are cutting hair or making inquiry?” Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.

Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked Pranab Mukherjee, “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?

Pranab shouted, ’Why did you ask me this question?’ Barber: ’Sorry Sir, just asked you’

Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, ’Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?’ Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Are you the agent of Anna? Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why you ask Congress Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?

Barber: Sir, I do not know why, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, Congress Ministers’ hairs stand up straight; and that helps me to cut the hair easily; that’s why I keep on asking...

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